All-Homestuck-Ships

You are now Dave Strider, and you are procrastinating. You are sitting at the edge of Can Town, watching the Mayor build as you get lost in your busy thoughts with your chin on your hand. You really have to figure this out. Who should you take with you to the Alpha Timeline? Someone who can come up with the best tactics, or someone with the most helpful powers? Then there's that tough decision; John, Jade, or Rose?  They're all your closest friends. You have to pick one. Then there's the trolls. You have to admit you've gotten really close to Karkat in the past years. Too many choices and possibilities, you think. Maybe you should talk to

Note: This is one of my first official fanfics! I hope you like it! Also, this involves a couple headcanons of mine. Just thought I'd mention that before hand. Also, I probably won't have a specific uploading schedule. I am very busy with school and I don't log onto Deviant Art all that much. But your support will forever be appreciated!  Thank you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You are now Dave and you don't know what to do. You and your 15 friends plus the dancestors are stuck in another dead timeline and since you're the Time aspect, it's up to you to fix it. And, one other person of course. When you time travel, whethe

You go through transportilizer to transportilizer until, finally! You find Rose, sipping a martini and chatting with Roxy. "But then, Dirk came on his rocket boardy thingy and we traveled through space! Then we picked up Janey and went to Jakey's weirdo lusus island and found him makin out with Dirk's head! It was totes freaky," Roxy enthusiastically explained to Rose, making all sorts of hand gestures. "Well, that sounds quite eventful," Rose replies, with her usual snarky and sarcastic tone. Sometimes it's impossible to tell whether she's sincere or not. You enter the room, now seeming like the most likely time of you not interrupting anyt

You've been walking up and down hallways for about a half hour and you still have yet to stumble upon a bright green eyed girl with red high-heels or a grumpy 4'5 troll with nubby hotdog horns. Though, now that you think about it, you weren't at your most alert stage when you were walking. You think you got lost in thought about who to pick again. Damn it. Think, Strider Think. Where could they be? Where did Roxy say they were? She said...they were exploring, didn't she? Well, that's not much to go off of. You try to remember if there has been any rooms with plants Jade might of liked on the meteor. Then you think that was a dumbass move be

Things weren't the same anymore when Dave and Terezi started dating; you didn't hang out with him anymore and hung out with your closest friend, Gamzee, instead. At school, you wanted to at least say hi to him, but he was always with Terezi and you didn't want to bother him. You and Terezi weren't enemies, but you never chose to talk with her. You just had the feeling that she wouldn't take kind around you. You and Gamzee were in the middle of the field after the school day ended. You watched as Dave and Terezi came out of the school holding hands. "What's wrong motherfucker? ;o( " You turned away from the couple and rubbed your arm. "It's n

You were on devaintART reading fanfiction (like this one right now ;DDD) until Eridan came to bother you. "Nyeh." He said. "What do you need Eridan?" You didn't take your eyes off of your laptop. "____, do you think I should shavve?" "Da fuq? Why are you asking me this?" "Because." "Because why?" "Because I havve hair." You glanced away from your computer and saw Eridan next to you and he looked normal like always. Except he was wearing a speedo. "ERIDAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO CONFESS TO FEFERI AGAIN?!" You covered your eyes from that horrid scene that was making the skin of your eyeballs peel. "No." He said. "Then why

((AN: I'm with a friend while writing this so yeah :I sowwy. It's been tough to write longer stories because I'm in school n stuff)) You were purring in Kankri's lap as he rubbed behind your ears until you heard a knock on the door. You leaped off of Kankri's lap and pawwed at the door for him to open it. He grinned and opened the door. When he did, his grin faded. It was Karkat, his younger brother. "HEY FUCKASS, I FORGOT MY-" Karkat looks and finds a cute as fuck cat (you). "HOLY SHIT!" He jumped four feet in the air. You give him the cutest look which made him barf rainbows. "wut." You said. "_____, I think it's time to take a bath." Kank